My Private Hellertown is …
… a hyperlocal personal blog about the most excellent and frustrating small town in America, and its often spectacular, sometimes ignoble and always fascinating citizens.
MPH combines cultural analysis, savage satire, journalistic shithousery, and a running celebration of all that is awkward, noble, impure, and impetuous with plain old townhall-style gad-flyery. It hates corruption, loves a fool, and seeks to afflict the comfortable whilst comforting the afflicted. Beware!
This blog is proudly independent and not connected to any political or governmental entity or office.
Saucon Valley school board failing low-income families
Our school district’s most critical site for protecting all our futures—the elementary school—continues to post equity ratings and academic performances that should turn our stomachs.
Satan comes to town
Because we’re a community where spiky extremisms take root as readily as those banned bamboos species you see near the bike path. As Mick Jagger puts it in “Sympathy for The Devil,” if you want to know who killed the Kennedys, don’t look too far: “It was you and me.”
“Much Ado” at DeSales about much more than “nothing”
Hellertown’s own director extraordinaire, Matt Pfeiffer, brings a world-class, bluesy version of Shakespeare’s sweet comedy “Much Ado About Nothing” to Saucon Valley through Aug. 7 to the Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival.
The Big Lie in my community
What do you when so many of your fellow Saucon Valley citizens support the Big Lie when it's been meticulously disproven again and again and again and again?
Fentanyl in Saucon kills, but alcohol kills more
… While there have been a steady number of fentanyl-caused deaths over the last three years in Northampton County, a relatively small number—that we know of—occurred in Saucon/Freemansburg:
Saucon Source: Birdwatching in Saucon Valley
“In Hellertown, It’s Not Hard to Find Feathered Friends …”
As for ‘Stranger Things,’ I’ll leave the old stuff to the kids, thank you
I myself was real excited about Kate Bush for about a week in late 1983, in Ohio. I loved 1978’s “The Kick Inside” because it was the law for brooding pre-English majors in that era, and “Wuthering Heights” was pure literary candy floss.
A tragic death but a legacy worth remembering
We need, as a community, to remember Babashak’s school board campaign of 2017 when he ran, unsuccessfully, for Saucon Valley School Board.
Saucon Valley orgs need to get serious about public information
There are also too few volunteers in Saucon Valley in general to serve organizations as press-release writers, press contacts or marketing specialists.
You blew your whole damn career to play in the Metaverse?
The abject petty stupidity and arrogance of the alleged crimes described here are what gall me. It’s so perfectly Lehigh Valley, it actually makes me feel physically ill.
Obi-Wan off to satisfying start
Overall, I felt that Obi-wan satisfyingly brings a lot of new depth to sketchy storylines and famous characters who had been pretty two-dimensional and backgrounded in the films (Owen Lars and Breha Organa become more complete characters, for example). There are several great trailers to see.
Former Saucon Valley school director investigated by Bethlehem controller’s office
WFMZ has some updated info on this story.