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My Private Hellertown is …

… a hyperlocal personal blog about the most excellent and frustrating small town in America, and its often spectacular, sometimes ignoble and always fascinating citizens.

MPH combines cultural analysis, savage satire, journalistic shithousery, and a running celebration of all that is awkward, noble, impure, and impetuous with plain old townhall-style gad-flyery. It hates corruption, loves a fool, and seeks to afflict the comfortable whilst comforting the afflicted. Beware!

This blog is proudly independent and not connected to any political or governmental entity or office.

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Satan comes to town

Because we’re a community where spiky extremisms take root as readily as those banned bamboos species you see near the bike path. As Mick Jagger puts it in “Sympathy for The Devil,” if you want to know who killed the Kennedys, don’t look too far: “It was you and me.”

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“Much Ado” at DeSales about much more than “nothing”

Hellertown’s own director extraordinaire, Matt Pfeiffer, brings a world-class, bluesy version of Shakespeare’s sweet comedy “Much Ado About Nothing” to Saucon Valley through Aug. 7 to the Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival.

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The Big Lie in my community

What do you when so many of your fellow Saucon Valley citizens support the Big Lie when it's been meticulously disproven again and again and again and again?

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Fentanyl in Saucon kills, but alcohol kills more

… While there have been a steady number of fentanyl-caused deaths over the last three years in Northampton County, a relatively small number—that we know of—occurred in Saucon/Freemansburg:

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Obi-Wan off to satisfying start

Overall, I felt that Obi-wan satisfyingly brings a lot of new depth to sketchy storylines and famous characters who had been pretty two-dimensional and backgrounded in the films (Owen Lars and Breha Organa become more complete characters, for example). There are several great trailers to see.

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