Founded in 2022, MPH is a personal blog about the most ornery, wondrous and complicated small town in America.

All opinions are personal and do not reflect the public policies or official positions or business of any governmental entity where I may work or volunteer.

MPH has always been produced purely to entertain and has zero relationship with any political, corporate or governmental entity.

Why do this? Because as Hellertown goes, America goes.

Comments are not moderated. The sole exceptions would be comments received that are potentially defamatory or illegal (invasion of privacy, threats, etc.). Say nice things about me. Say mean things about me. It’s all good.