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Wild underage drinking in Saucon …

Rumors have been flying all over town about underage drinking at the last homecoming dance in Saucon. There is, as I understand it, some kind of district investigation underway. You’d be surprised how little school directors are told about these kinds of things initially from the district itself. We do hear from community members.

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Bill Broun Bill Broun

Saucon Valley High drops in rankings

Who knows? Perhaps it’s all part of some perverse, unconscious plan to make sure I’ll never be re-elected to Saucon Valley School Board, but it’s very freeing when one can learn to speak freely without fear of political repercussions.

I realize, I just don't care about being politically palatable on this blog—and I’m not willing to lie to voters.

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MPH Staff MPH Staff

Satan comes to town

Because we’re a community where spiky extremisms take root as readily as those banned bamboos species you see near the bike path. As Mick Jagger puts it in “Sympathy for The Devil,” if you want to know who killed the Kennedys, don’t look too far: “It was you and me.”

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